西藏百万慑服解放纪念日第二弹：慑凡达机！

去年3月28日，是第一个“西藏百万农奴解放纪念日”。我在当天的博客上，贴的图是年轻藏人恶搞“农奴解放日”而设计的卡通“农奴”——Smurf （蓝精灵），正手舞足蹈地迎接“西藏百万慑服解放纪念日”。“慑服”与英语的“农奴（Serf）”谐音，而英语的“农奴（Serf）”又跟著名卡通“蓝精灵（Smurf）”谐音。于是，具有“西藏特点”的“慑服”（蓝精灵农奴）诞生了……而今年，慑服又来了！


Smurf Emancipation Day #2: SMURFATAR
March 28, 2010 — Smurfs Will Be Free!

西藏百万慑服解放纪念日第二弹：慑凡达机！



Mr Cao had always been told that Smurfs were happy as part of the harmonious Gargamao Empire. When he leaves the Gargamao Empire to study at an overseas university however, he searches the uncensored internet and finds the world isn’t really as the Gargamao Empire were saying – in the real world, Gargamao troops were destroying the Smurf way of life!!!

Mr Cao puts on the yellow Twibbon of resistance in solidarity!

草先生总是被告知，慑服成为和谐的格格毛帝国之一部分时，慑服们心中都心满意足，然而当他离开了格格毛帝国，到海外的大学读书时，他搜索了没有审查的因特网，才发现世界并不是格格毛帝国所说的那样－－在真实的世界里，格格毛的军队正在摧毁慑服的生活方式！

草先生于是戴上黄色的抵抗推带表示感同身受！


To find out what Smurfs are really like, Mr Cao visits the exiled Smurf leader, Papa Smurf, who turns out to be a really nice Smurf. Papa Smurf tells Mr Cao that people inside the Gargamao Empire have the truth hidden from them on the internet but if he uses the Smurfatar machine, he’ll be able to use a remote controlled character to sneak into the Smurf Village and see the true Smurf plight.

为了寻求慑服的真相究竟是什么样子，草先生拜访了流亡的慑服领袖－－爸爸慑服，结果发现他是一个为人很好的慑服。爸爸慑服告诉草先生，格格毛帝国里面的人在因特网上被隐瞒了真相，但是如果他使用慑凡达机，他就有办法化身为一个遥控人物，潜入慑服的村子，看到慑服的苦难。


Mr. Cao uses the Smurfatar machine to enter the real world where Gargamao propaganda is no longer effective. His virtual self is Caonima and he is soon greeted by Smurfs, who fly the banned Smurf flag in his honour.

草先生使用慑凡达机进入格格毛宣传不再有威力的真实世界。他的分身就是草泥马，而他很快就被慑服们所欢迎，他们为了表示对他的敬意，高举严禁的慑服旗。


But evil Gargamao troops are watching! They are strongly opposed to Smurfs and Gargamao citizens forming alliances!

然而邪恶的格格毛军队正在看！他们强烈反对慑服与格格毛公民结成同盟！


The Gargamao tanks spread into the Smurf Village in huge numbers. Caonima and the Smurfs watch in concern but they still fly their flags in defiance!

格格毛坦克大批进入慑服。草泥马与慑服们很忧心地观望，然而他们仍然高举旗子以示反抗！


The Gargamao forces are too large and the Smurfs are unarmed. The troops stage a brutal crackdown and burn the Smurf Village to the ground, killing many Smurfs and their beloved Magical Flying Yaks.

格格毛军队人数太多，慑服手无寸铁。军队残酷地镇压，把慑服村夷为平地，杀死了许多慑服与他们挚爱的魔术飞行牦牛。


Caonima decides the Gargamao occupation of the Smurf Village has gone on too long and vows to stand with his Smurf friends. Caonima resolves to find a way to stop the Gargamao tanks.

草泥马认为格格毛帝国占领慑服村太久了，誓言与他的慑服朋友站在一起。草泥马决心找出阻挡格格毛坦克的方式。


So Caonima courageously stands in front of the tanks before more Smurf and Magical Flying Yak lives are lost. The tanks cannot get through. Scared of killing their own people, they retreat from the Smurf Village.

所以在更多慑服与魔术飞行牦牛被杀死之前，草泥马勇敢地站在坦克前面。坦克没办法前进。害怕杀死他们自己的人民，他们从慑服村撤退。


Caonima and the Smurfs defeated the evil Gargamao forces by working together! Now they’re all free! Mr Cao decides to stay in the Smurf Village and wear his Twibbon forever. They have a massive party in joyous celebration!

草泥马与慑服村手打败了邪恶的格格毛军队！现在他们都得自由了！草先生决定待在慑服村并且永远戴着他的黄色推带。他们一起欢欣庆祝，所有的人都参加了宴会！


Meanwhile, the Gargamao surveillance team sense trouble ahead for the Shanghai Expo where the Gargamao Propaganda Department are planning to showcase a “Heavenly Smurf Village”.

Caomina and the Smurfs have clearly turned into a force too powerful for the Gargamao Empire…what will happen next?

同时，格格毛的监视组织在上海世博会之前就感觉到有麻烦，在此展览之中，格格毛宣传部门正打算要展出“天上慑服村”。

草泥马与慑服已经清楚地变成了格格毛帝国无法抵挡的势力。。。接下来会发生什么事呢？

【http://smurfswillbefree.wordpress.com/2010/03/28/smurf-emancipation-day-2-smurfatar/ 。中文译者：台湾悬钩子。】

延伸阅读：

“农奴解放日”：党在拉萨自娱自乐http://woeser.middle-way.net/2009/03/blog-post_28.html